The Rapture

It is assumed by many of us who are practicing atheists that everyone left on earth after the 6PM local time rapture are fellow atheists. Join in celebrating the removal of all of the self-righteous smarmy people as they disappear from our lives forever! Since 89-year-old Harold Camping and his minions will be leaving the rest of us today, I thought it would be wonderful we could plan a post-rapture world-wide get-together. So, while we contemplate living without religion being shoved down our throats by those pushy smarmy people who can't envision life without superstition control to keep themselves morally correct, we should honor their leaving by throwing one hell of a party and then undo all of the damage they've caused with their misguided immorality.

The number of misdeeds of the "faithful" are legendary and have been increasingly dastardly. Just this year, we have their handiwork in local and state governments further restricting human rights, and collective bargaining rights. They all continue the attacks on other "faithful" believers of splinter groups of the same religion trying to say their splinter group religion is the real thing and all others are fake. When all of the fake religions are left here with the rest of us today at promptly 6:00:01 PM (according to Harold Camping, it's when your local clock says 6 PM straight up) we atheists should point out (vigorously to some) the error of believing in a form of mind control.